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The SCHISMS brand provides uniquely off-beat
packaging, for gifting or resale, for those wanting to
offer a gourmet specialty coffee in a not so Plain-Jane way.
The contributors and contrarian editors of this product line love
making fun of themselves, each other, and just about any
issue brought to the table. Got any suggestions? Send us an email.

info@GraniteLedgeCoffee.com

 
SCHISMcapitalist CAPITALIST COFFEE (10oz.)
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PACKAGED: Black Foil Pouch
Heat Sealed, Gas Relief Valve

VARIETY: 100% South American Arabica

KUDOS: To all of our ancesters who despised
tyranny and enlightened our civilization with the
liberating concept of private property.


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SCHISMSenviro ENVIRONMENTALIST COFFEE (10oz.)
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PACKAGED: Black Foil Pouch
Heat Sealed, Gas Relief Valve

VARIETY: 100% South American Arabica

KUDOS: To "Jersey Steve"
who refers to our company's owner
as his only "tree hugging, Birkenstock
wearing" friend (nobody is immune).


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IndustFrontBack.jpg IINDUSTRIALIST COFFEE (10oz.)
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PACKAGED: Black Foil Pouch
Heat Sealed, Gas Relief Valve

VARIETY: 100% South American Arabica

KUDOS to "Trout Mouth" Bob,
Granite Ledge Coffee's favorite
exporter and winophile.


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FeministFrontBack.jpg FEMINIST COFFEE (10oz.)
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PACKAGED: Black Foil Pouch
Heat Sealed, Gas Relief Valve

VARIETY: 100% South American Arabica

KUDOS to "Lizzy", our favorite
ultra-militant fem. She digs goofin
on her mates! (and what a hottie).


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SCHISMSsocialist SOCIALIST COFFEE (10oz.)
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PACKAGED: Black Foil Pouch
Heat Sealed, Gas Relief Valve

VARIETY: 100% South American Arabica

KUDOS to Henri de Saint-Simon,
Marx, and all the other Old World
brainiacs for this bit of satire.


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ObjectivistFrontBack.jpg OBJECTIVIST COFFEE (10oz.)
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PACKAGED: Black Foil Pouch
Heat Sealed, Gas Relief Valve

VARIETY: 100% South American Arabica

KUDOS to Alisa Rosenbaum.
Thank you.


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SpooneristFrontBack.jpg SPOONERIST COFFEE (10oz.)
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PACKAGED: Black Foil Pouch
Heat Sealed, Gas Relief Valve

VARIETY: 100% South American Arabica

KUDOS to CiCi Daly
and all our linguist pals
over at the "U".


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TerroristFrontBack.jpg TERRORIST COFFEE (10oz.)
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PACKAGED: Black Foil Pouch
Heat Sealed, Gas Relief Valve

VARIETY: 100% South American Arabica

KUDOS to everyone
willing to stand up to
the craziness of thuggery
done in the name of God,
Country, or self.


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